Paroles de #SELFIE de The Chainsmokers

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous ?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
Sooo... like what do you think ?
Did you think that girl was pretty ?
How did that girl even get in here ?
Did you see her ?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears cheetah ?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness ?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette ?
I really need one
But first,
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

Can you guys help me pick a filter ?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be ?
I want it to be clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE"
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down ?
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there ?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays ?
OK, let's go take some shots
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here ?
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him ?
I guess I took a good selfie

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE


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